Britney used to be my girl. I loved her look, her style, and her stage presence. Then, something horrible happened. That bright-eyed, fresh-faced angel starting taking herself seriously; and that's death for a true "pop" star. Just look at Jacko - my god what happened there? Ok, we all have our theories on that one. Lindsay Lohan started thinking the world owed her because she was famous. She bought into the fantasy that her voice wasn't just slightly above average and her movies weren't - mostly - warmed over bags of monkey crap. But we digress.
So, Britney's due to appear on at least one episode of CBS's "How I Met Your Mother" on March 24th. She'll play a receptionist that falls for the main character, Ted. That's certainly different that the role we thought she was born for; a former psychotic girlfriend who's still in love with Ted. I know the real role will be a stretch for her but she'll probably do fine. Britney, though, doesn't need to be spending time on the small screen set. She needs to be at home collecting her $1500 per week allowance, getting some exercise and plenty of rest, and focusing on how to be a mother; in general, pulling her shipwreck of a life together.
This is your chance, Brit. Give yourself a real break. Focus on finding your center and what made you healthy and happy, you know, like your children. Take some walks with your dad, whatever it takes. Maybe after a few more months you can consider stepping back into the non-tabloid public eye by taking a small tv or movie role. Perhaps you could even enter the studio and, one day, put out an album that won't make babies cry.
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