Gossipmonkey Said:
Of course J-Lo's babies are cute. I'm female, and everyone knows that
nearly every female is hardwired to find ALL babies cute to some
degree. And they're twins, which naturally doubles their
adorability. And you know, despite her terrible fashion sense (she
stomped on Natalie Portman today in GFY's Fug Madness Madonna Bracket)
and her well-documented bitchy diva attitude, J-Lo is really a very
attractive woman. I don't know why the stylists chose to make J-Lo
and Marc (especially Marc) look like soft-focus country club patrons
about to ride off on their polo ponies, but hey - creative license.
And I'm sure they were thinking about Max and Emme's future too,
because really, imagine how they would feel later if in their first
public baby pictures their parents were dressed as a Latino gangster and a crazy bag lady who's been stealing her outfits from Forever 21's dumpster?
Cuteness
therefore established, the question still remains: are these pictures
worth $6M? My answer is a resounding NO. They're BABIES. Cute
babies, but in the end, just BABIES. I've seen cuter (and I'm not even
just talking about my own, either).
Slave2Celeb Said:
For being the child of a famous pop star/mediocre actress and the undead demon-lord - Skeletor - from another universe, Emme and Max could easily pass for human babies. Granted, little Emme Maribel does look like she's busy plotting the earth's takeover while mentally relaying important information back to the "Glorn" secret base on Mars - no wonder all those expeditions failed. That doesn't take away from the fact that, to the best of our knowledge, they are human children.
Look, I mean no disrespect, but with a mixed background such as theirs - a human woman and an otherworldly, sorcerous warlord - these children can't exactly be expected to look completely normal. I'm happy they're healthy. But it appears People magazine grossly overpaid for the exclusive pictures of a new alien species. I can see why they were willing to pony up the $6 million, though. Who knew that two people with an ass like hers and a face like his would produce children who could, at the very least, pass for human. Sorry People, it wasn't the shocking discovery you were probably hoping for.
I suppose when I have children I could just send a picture of my cro-magnon features to "Pre-Historic Monthly." Maybe I can make a couple of bucks off the anticipation of never before seen photos of my missing-link offspring.
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