Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape: Rumors Not True

Although Lindsay Lohan was reportedly "freaking out" because she "couldn't remember" being filmed giving ex-boyfriend Calum Best a treat, the origins of the XXX tape appear to have been discovered, and LiLo's not in the credits.   Although we've heard nothing directly from Lindsay, Calum has debunked the rumors.

A spokesman for Best tells U.K. newspaper The Sun: "it is definitely not Calum"

Which I believe, because the only way he could have taken video from that angle while getting serviced is if he's secretly Plasticman, or a gorilla.

But it's only a matter of time before a Lindsay sex tape surfaces.  You know it's out there with its smutty, nasty self, hiding from polite society, waiting to be released by some opportunist that she randomly banged some night when she was drunk.  I don't know about you, but personally, I'm scared.

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