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George Foreman on Rev. Jeremiah Wright

FOX News host Neil Cavuto spoke with George Foreman on Tuesday. 

Near the end of a very rambling conversation, Cavuto turned the interview towards politics.  George very diplomatically claimed to "love all three" Presidential candidates, but he sure doesn't love Rev. Jeremiah Wright.   (If you haven't been paying attention, that's Barack Obama's former pastor who has the panties of every political pundit in the nation in a very tight wad.)   Witness:

CAVUTO: ... if you had a pastor who said crazy things, what would you do? You would beat him up, I guess.

   

FOREMAN: Yes, I would eat him.

 

CAVUTO: You would...

   

FOREMAN: Put some salt and pepper on him.

Unlike certain other heavyweight champions *cough*MikeTyson*cough*, at least George Foreman has the decency to season and cook people before he takes bites out of them! 

Katie Holmes Banished To Scientology Camp?

Tom Cruise recently forced Katie Holmes to spend three days in seclusion at Gold Base, the remote, supersecret Scientology compound in Hemet, CA. 

A "Scientology insider" revealed to Star that Katie's stay consisted of

"...various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes.   Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels."

Katie has reportedly been subjected to sessions that "have lasted for 36 hours straight — with little sleep or food."

The magazine says that Katie's plans to take a Broadway role have caused Tom to step up her Scientology training recently. 

Please don't get me wrong:  I am ALL for people practicing religion the way they want to, but if there is even a shred of truth to these reports, this is just plain abusive.  I am scared for poor little Suri!

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Quote Of The Day: Michael Roberts On Miley Cyrus Photos

Michael Roberts, Fashion and Style Director for Vanity Fair, corrects the New York Times' statement that Miley Cyrus appears in the magazine "wrapped in what appeared to be a bedsheet."

Roberts explains:

"It's a duchess satin stole, Champagne, specially made."

Because that MATTERS.

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Daily Links: Wednesday Monkey Chow

Lauren Conrad & Heidi Montag On The Cover Of Rolling Stone @ Young Lifestyle

Marcia Cross and Family Have Fun in Santa Monica @ Knocked Up Celebs

Gary Dourdan Busted For Coke, Ecstacy, Heroin @ Bumpshack

Mary Kate Olsen Pictures At The Tribeca Film Festival @ Celebrity Body Gossip

Rumer Willis' Hair Grew Overnight! @ Anything Hollywood

Dancing With The Stars:  Top 6 Recap @ PopLife

Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Video @ LadyThrills

Jim Carrey Grabs Rodrigo Santoro's Behind @ 7 Confessions Gossip

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Apologies, Dear Readers...

I know that we've been pretty inconsistent in posting over the last few days, and both slave2celeb and I would like to apologize.  Life has been extraordinarily busy lately here in the Monkey House!  Please bear with us as we get through this crazy time.  Hopefully things will calm down soon and we'll be back to offering you more than some measly once a day Monkey Chow! 

We love you, dear readers!  Without you choosing to read us in the first place - and then, golly, come back and KEEP reading - this bright idea would never have gotten off the ground. 

Any questions, please feel free to drop us a line - our email address is on the About page. 

Thanks so much!

Daily Links: Tuesday Monkey Chow

Nicky Hilton:  Will She Ever Stop? @ PopGrind

Angie Everhart Arrested For DUI @ Backseat Cuddler

A New Evan Rachel Wood In H Magazine @ Mom Pop Son

England Crowns A Plus Sized Beauty Queen @ Celeb Sugar

Panettiere Fed Up With All American Girl Image @ Hayden Collective

Michelle Williams Confesses She Saw Heath Ledger's Ghost @ 7 Confessions Gossip

Amy Winehouse Is Coming To America @ Hollywood Backwash

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Speidi Make All Of Washington Lose Their Lunch

And I thought their staged Easter photo was bad.

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You Go Girl: Shannon Elizabeth

Here is Shannon Elizabeth at the Las Vegas world premiere of her new movie, Deal.    Appearing in a poker movie shouldn't be too much of a stretch for Shannon, since she's now a professional player.  Also starring in this very poorly reviewed film are Burt Reynolds as a retired poker legend, and Jennifer Tilly (still fabulous at age 50!) playing "a version of herself."

Shannon looks fantastic in this dress.  It's simple, classy, and flattering.  Though it's simple, the rhinestone detail in the front gather really sets it off well. [You will have to look here to see it, though, because Getty Images threatened to sue us if we didn't take down the original picture we had up with this post.  Which is well within their rights, I guess, but it would have been nice if they had simply asked - instead of asked and then in the same paragraph threatened legal action without even waiting for a response.  We didn't even know it WAS a Getty photo!] She's in great shape from the workout she's been getting on DWTS.  Speaking of which - I am sure rumored new love Derek Hough appreciates this look!

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Weekend Links: Saturday Monkey Chow

John Mayer Wines & Dines Jennifer Aniston @ Bumpshack

Angelina Jolie is WANTED @ MyItThings

Ashlee Simpson Doesn't Confess Or Deny Pregnancy @ 7Confessions

Zac & Vanessa Back To Work For HSM3 @ Mom Pop Son

Damon Wayans Is A Comic Genius @ Guanabee

2008 Hollywood Hair Trends @ Celebrity Beauty Buzz

Rihanna 'Take A Bow' Video and Lyrics @ Celebridiot

Kim Kardashian's First Big Screen Movie! @ Anything Hollywood

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'Go Speed Racer, Go!' Video Preview

I may be setting myself up for disappointment, but I am ridiculously excited about the new Speed Racer movie.  That's why I'm so very pleased, dear readers, to bring you a preview of the music video for the movie's theme song.  I thought I would hate it, but I am pretty pleased with it.  Hopefully the movie won't suck!

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