There's been a lot around the celebrity blogosphere lately about Katie Holmes idolizing Posh Spice. We've all heard about Katie adopting Posh's 900-calorie daily diet regimen. We've read about the seaweed shakes and edamame. And we see the results: Incredibly Shrinking - and Sick - Katie.
I'm shocked to hear myself saying this, but I'm with Tom Cruise on this one. Especially when I read things like this:
Recently, a fellow diner gave Life & Style magazine a rundown of her light lunch at L.A.’s Osteria Mozza. “She had only steamed asparagus as an appetizer, then a tiny plate of chilled beets for her entrée.” The onlooker added, “She seemed a bit hungry, actually. Poor thing!”
Katie Noelle Holmes! That's not a meal - that's not even a snack! In this instance and this instance only, I'm going to advise you to listen to your damn husband and stay the hell away from Posh Beckham. First she'll make you get all skinny, then she'll convince you to get a bad boob job, then she'll turn you into a huge fashion mistake, and next thing you know you'll be transformed into a perfect little Posh-ette. And THEN you'll have to act like a total bitch and pose with your neck cricked all the time, and that can't possibly be any fun. Anyway, Suri needs her mom to be healthy - and THAT'S the best reason to stop this insanity.
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