Moby Claims He Wants 'Fatter, Weirder' Britney Spears

According to Moby, Britney is the girl of his dreams.  He claims that the 'fatter' and 'weirder' she gets the more he wants her.  The problem is he exhibits the same bizarre 'why doesn't Britney weigh 115 pounds anymore' attitude that the rest of Hollywood and the dysfunctional entertainment industry have. 

It's funny how a bald, mini man-mutant like Moby feels he has the right to even begin judging someone else's appearance.  What's worse, many of the bloggers picking up on this story think the same.  They make funny jabs like 'boxes filled with Haagen Daaz containers' as if the fact that Britney looks human now is a testament to morbid obesity.

Sorry, can't agree with this one.   Maybe some of those fat ass bloggers out there can quit living vicariously through their subject matter and save the 'fat' moniker for someone who actually deserves it.

Weird?  Yes she is.  Fat?  C'mon, you bloated frog-creatures, who are you kidding?

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