Is there another man on this earth in greater need of an "upper" than Hugh Hefner? I seriously doubt it. Since 1953 - the last time he was photographed NOT bracketed by two, or more, gorgeous blondes - the founder of Playboy has lived a fantasy life that would wear out most mere mortal men. His birthday is officially Wednesday, but he partied at the Palm's Casino in Las Vegas this past weekend.
So today, as a testament to the Hef's constitution, we honor the creator of our favorite soft-core porn empire by saying..."Well done!" But remember, you're not a young man any more. Keep drinking that gallon of orange juice every morning, get at least 5,000 calories of whey protein each day, and don't stop popping those pills. All us regular schmucks out here in the real world need a role model.
Besides, without your magazine, what would 94% of males ages 16 - 34 have to masturbate to? Oh yeah; Penthouse, Hustler, Gallery, Juggs, Plumpers.....
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In his mind,
Hugh is thinking,
"Gee, its 4PM, I need
to get to Shony's, the
seniors discount starts at
four for the buffet!"
Posted by: Rash Manly | April 07, 2008 at 11:06 PM