Yes, we are alive, Monkeys! Sorry for needing to take a break and not warning y'all first... Trying to get caught up on all the Hollywood couples news. Could there have been any more juicy gossip? Including John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston's breakup. I'm sure the sex just stopped being novel, or maybe he found out exactly how old she is? Hard to tell. Anyway, John gave reporters the backstory recently:
"There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing... People are different, people have different chemistry...I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."
People said Mayer "appeared emotional, nervous and sad," and still had very good things to say about his ex: "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."
That's probably true, considering his ex, Jessica Simpson, is country as hell and dumb as a couple of bags of rocks.
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