Sienna Miller's house in London has been vandalized by someone who evidently doesn't like her recent relationship choices.
The spray-painted word "SLUT" appears on an exterior wall, accompanied by what The Sun is calling "an unsettling circular symbol - which looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan." I call it a poorly-sliced pizza. Or perhaps it's a clumsily-drawn hobo symbol - it does look a bit like the one for "good place for a handout." Which suits, no? Click here to see if you can find it!
The Sun further states:
The...graffiti materialised despite the apparent presence of security lights and a burglar alarm system on the outside of the building.
Since when can a burglar alarm detect spray paint? And I know this is awful, but it isn't like Sienna hasn't done plenty to deserve being called names. What other word is there for a woman who gallivants around topless with another man's wife?
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