Lindsay Lohan's Daddy Dearest Michael Lohan has announced his engagement to his girlfriend Erin Muller. She is 33 years old, 15 years his junior; Lindsay's new stepmom is closer to her age than she is to her own husband-to-be. The couple said:
"We're thrilled to announce our engagement. We can't wait to start our life together as a married couple... We haven't set a date yet, but we hope it will be a family affair."
A family affair - what does that even MEAN? Is he hoping to patch things up with Lindsay before the wedding? Is Samantha Ronson not invited? Is he inviting his ex-wife Dina?... OK, maybe it's not THAT much of a family affair. Althought that would make for a great train wreck of an episode of her reality show.
I think I'm congratulating the couple. At least, I'm congratulating Michael for finding someone who can put up with him and his self-aggrandizing ways. That had to have taken some effort!
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