Jessica Simpson increasingly sounds like someone who is trying to convince everyone that she's in a good relationship. No, really, it's a good one! Swear to god! She swooned to People:
"Tony [Romo] is a great quarterback, but he's a better boyfriend...I'm seriously proud of myself for letting him into my life...Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest."
Yeah, he's a great boyfriend because he didn't break up with you after you jinxed him in your stupid pink Cowboys jersey! (I'm not a Cowboys fan, I just thought that was kind of hilarious. Sorry, Dallas.) These two remind me a lot of Speidi's ridiculously staged romance, but at least I'm pretty sure they're totally faking it, and they know everyone knows it, so they camp it up even more. Jessica and Tony though... I know I keep saying this, but I do continue to wonder how much of this is scripted by her dad.
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