
OK, that's it. For days now I've been resisting the urge not to start chanting some elementary school level song to these two love birds, but I've reached the end of my rope. One blingy-blingy initial ring was enough, but two? I think I'm gonna hurl. That would be messy, so instead, I sing:
Benji and Paris sittin' in a tree
Who will give whom an STD?









