It's Not A Good Look... But It's A Look....

Chloe Sevigny is so impossibly weird.  OK, maybe she's a really nice, down to earth person in real life, but I doubt it.  I'd like to think that under the uh, inspired (?) outfits, totally unflattering hairstyles and perplexing indie film roles that there's a chick who would go get a pedicure with you and then agree to stop for nachos and margaritas.... but what I really expect to find is a girl who eats only organic, macrobiotic, hand-picked foods except when she's drinking from vials of tears collected from the slave labor orphans of Kaznia that she first discovered in the swag bag at a fundraiser hosted by Sally Struthers but that she's now fairly addicted to and would never consider passing a day without tippling from just a tad.

Given that (and just try to tell me you don't agree), what in the hell was Opening Ceremony doing giving her a fashion line? And what in the hell else would you expect it to be but.... just plain effing bizarre?  I mean would you wear these clothes? 

And who in the hell could dish it better than the ladies at Go Fug Yourself?

Please, though, before you click make sure you've used the facilities and have some tissues at hand.  Trust me - you'll thank me later.