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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson: NOT Fini!

Lindsay Lohan has taken to her MySpace blog again, this time to furiously deny swirling rumors that she and Samantha Ronson have split up.  Addressing the media, she posts:

"Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!"

"Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE."

Um, sorry Linds, but you were the one brawling with your girlfriend in your hotel hallway over the New Year.  I love these two as a couple and all, but if they're going to try and stay together they really need some therapy!

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Gary Oldman & Alexandra Edenborough: Wed!

Is the fourth time a charm for actor Gary Oldman?  Hopefully so!  He married his girlfriend Alexandra Edenborough in a "low-key" ceremony last week.

Oldman played Commissioner Gordon in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.  His second wife was Uma Thurman. He also dated Isabella Rossellini and Winona Ryder.   Edenborough is a jazz singer. 

The couple will reside in Los Angeles.  Congratulations, and Gary - try make this one stick!

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Karina Smirnoff & Maksim Chmerkovskiy: Engaged!

Dancing With The Stars co-stars Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are engaged to be married.

People reports that Maksim popped the question on New Year's Eve.    The pair have only been dating for six months.  They are currently wrapping up the DWTS winter tour.

Their reps would not comment on the engagement.

I'd love to see this couple's first dance together, wouldn't you?

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Love Is In The Stars For Jen & John, Says Astrologist

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's relationship is "the real deal," according to celebrity astrologist Aura Wright.

She told Entertainment Tonight that pair's love is written in the stars.

"Jennifer and John have really lovely Neptune and Venus aspects, which are all true love. It's the real thing.  It's very romantic, it's very sweet...it's a very deep and passionate love affair."

However, the future of their relationship this year depends largely on John.

"The real question is if John Mayer is ready to settle down or not -- that's really the moment of truth for them," adds Wright. "Looking at their two charts together, he would be really smart to commit to Jennifer because he's going to have a hard time finding that kind of love again."

Personally, I think Jen's crazy to keep pursuing this.  She's getting older, and she needs to find someone who IS ready to settle down.  Why keep waiting around for John to grow up?

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Jim Carrey Secures Jenny McCarthy's Future

Jim Carrey might be a funnyman, but there's nothing funny about his plans to make sure girlfriend Jenny McCarthy is well taken care of in the future.

The couple have famously insisted that they will never marry.  To ensure that McCarthy is "set for life," Carrey has set up a $50 million trust fund in her name.

A source told Star Magazine:

"(He) wants her to have all the perks in life should anything happen to him."

His fortune is estimated at $200 million.

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Weekly Monkey Chow: Romance Roundup

Hugh Hefner speaks on his breakup with Holly Madison.  (Celebrity Tidings)

Paris Hilton wants to start a family.  Gross.  (Hollywood Crap)

Are Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley headed for divorce?  (Hollywood Backwash)

You know how they say lesbians start to look like each other if they're together long enough?  Lindsay and Sam might already be at that point, sadly.  (Celebrity Puke)

Daisy de la Hoya is looking for love in her own reality show.  (Celeb Warship)

What movie couples would you like to see reunited?  (Gone Hollywood)

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Howard Stern & Beth Ostrosky - Ceremony Photo!

People Magazine has a first look at Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky's wedding ceremony at Le Cirque in New York. Here they are exchanging rings.  Well, she's getting her ring, by Suzanne Wilson.  He went for a more modern approach, getting his bride's initial "B" tattooed on his ring finger.

Oh Howard!  I hope this really does last, because I've known couples who tattooed their wedding rings and then got DIVORCED. 

My personal cynicism aside though, what a gorgeous couple.  Howard Stern cleans up real well - I'm a bit surprised!  And I am not sure I've seen a sexier wedding dress than Beth's.

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Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel: Reunited!

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman looked pretty flirty at Howard Stern's weekend wedding to Beth Ostrosky, and there's a good reason for that:  they're back on!

"They're taking it slow," says a source. "They're on the road back to being together again."

I knew they weren't going to stay broken up.  I just had a feeling about it.  I am hoping for the best for these two!

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Are Reese and Jake Having LDR Challenges?

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are "struggling to maintain their relationship" according to Star Magazine. 

Not only has Jake been on location filming his new movie, The Prince of Persia, but he's working nearly around the clock, which limits the amount the couple can communicate.

"This is his first epic, and his mind is on his work," a pal of Reese's tells Star. "They talk on the phone and e-mail, but he's not 'there.' Reese is wondering if this is how it's going to be between them every time he's out of the country filming."

Long distance relationships are hard, let me tell you, so I can definitely relate to that.  It sucks!  Reese and Jake are planning to spend the holidays together, which Star's source says  "will get them back on the same page."  Hopefully that's true - I'm rooting for these two. 

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Weekly Monkey Chow: Romance Roundup

Ellen DeGeneres is going to set up Shemar Moore. (TENGossip)

Britney Spears' parents are finally trying to control her promiscuity. (Anything Hollywood)

Is it going to be a winter wedding for Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson?  (The Celebrity Blog)

What's Miley Cyrus doing smooching Mickey Mouse?  (Mom Pop Son)

Spencer and Heidi:  GET A ROOM!  (Allie Is Wired)

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