Eddie Murphy can't stop whining about being Mel B's baby daddy.
The Daily Mail is reporting that he claims he was "tricked" into fathering the Spice Girl's 11 month old daughter Angel.
Supposedly they only had sex three times over three months, and she told him she was on birth control. The Nutty Professor must really be nuts if he thinks that excuse is going to fly. Assuming she was telling the truth, birth control does fail.... and even if she was lying, DNA tests have proven that that's his kid! Didn't anyone teach him like back in junior high health class that if you're not prepared to deal with the potential consequences of having sex, um, maybe you shouldn't be having sex?
Apparently not, or maybe he was cutting class that day. Get this:
A source added: "He never thought things would end up like this".
Of COURSE he didn't! He thought he was going to get a little Spicy Tuna with no strings attached. Now he's got himself a baby and a lawsuit and public humiliation. Which is also his own fault, as far as I'm concerned. Maybe if he hadn't been such a douche about this whole thing she would have settled the child support issue out of court and he would have been spared all this mess and - if things go Mel's way - being liable for $9M in child support.
But wait, there's more! Apparently he also blames Mel for him not being able to get to know Angel. He's so upset with her that he wants to "wait until Angel is older before he can get to know her without any interference from her mother."
So, it's Mel's fault she got pregnant; it's Mel's fault that he has to pay child support; and it's Mel's fault that he can't see his daughter. Wow, Eddie. Your maturity astounds me.
What did Outkast say? Oh, right, "It takes two to lay down." You don't have to be a Professor of any type to see why Tracey Edmonds dumped him, huh?