Heidi Montag revealed today that she and Spencer Pratt plan to marry on live television.
"I'm just waiting for that big ring!" she said.
I beg you, Spencer, please don't ever buy her a ring. Pretty please? 'Cause I don't know which is worse... the idea that I might unintentionally see this wedding on TV, thereby blinding myself forever - or the idea that these two dorks' egos are so big that they think anyone will care enough to tune in.