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Love Is In The Stars For Jen & John, Says Astrologist

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's relationship is "the real deal," according to celebrity astrologist Aura Wright.

She told Entertainment Tonight that pair's love is written in the stars.

"Jennifer and John have really lovely Neptune and Venus aspects, which are all true love. It's the real thing.  It's very romantic, it's very sweet...it's a very deep and passionate love affair."

However, the future of their relationship this year depends largely on John.

"The real question is if John Mayer is ready to settle down or not -- that's really the moment of truth for them," adds Wright. "Looking at their two charts together, he would be really smart to commit to Jennifer because he's going to have a hard time finding that kind of love again."

Personally, I think Jen's crazy to keep pursuing this.  She's getting older, and she needs to find someone who IS ready to settle down.  Why keep waiting around for John to grow up?

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Does Jennifer Aniston Have A New Man?

Jennifer Aniston seems to be recovering well from her break up with John Mayer.  She was spotted on a Mexican beach with an unidentified guy.  The Sun UK reports:

Wearing a skimpy pink bikini, Jen seems very comfortable in his company as they chat with pals over lunch.

Will he be The One?  What do you think - will this new guy break Jen's heart too? 

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John Mayer Speaks on Breakup With Jennifer Aniston

Yes, we are alive, Monkeys!  Sorry for needing to take a break and not warning y'all first...  Trying to get caught up on all the Hollywood couples news.  Could there have been any more juicy gossip?  Including John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston's breakup.  I'm sure the sex just stopped being novel, or maybe he found out exactly how old she is?  Hard to tell.  Anyway, John gave reporters the backstory recently:

"There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing... People are different, people have different chemistry...I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

People said Mayer "appeared emotional, nervous and sad," and still had very good things to say about his ex:  "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."

That's probably true, considering his ex, Jessica Simpson, is country as hell and dumb as a couple of bags of rocks. 

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Jennifer Aniston Is John Mayer's Groupie

E! Online is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is not merely on tour with John Mayer.  She's traveling in the tour bus with him.

Oh, Jen.  What is that all about?  Are you that desperate to look like the Most Supportive Girlfriend Ever?  Jealous of what could ensue on the bus if you're NOT there?   Like I said a few days ago, this is cute and sweet and all.  But honey.  You are not 18!  And I can nearly guarantee:  your boyfriend's crew and backup band are LAUGHING AT YOU.

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Jennifer Aniston On Tour With John Mayer In UK

Jennifer Aniston appears to be on tour in England with John Mayer.  She's been seen at not one, but two, of her sweetie's shows.  On Friday she attended a concert in Brixton, south London.  People reports:

Fans outside the gig said they had seen Aniston sitting in an upper level, playing with her hair watching the singer, and she and Mayer were seen leaving around 11:30.

Saturday night, Jennifer was spotted at his Hard Rock Calling show in London. 

"She was on the side of the stage and really couldn’t be seen by anyone," an onlooker tells PEOPLE. "...she was seen hanging out with [John] in the Artist Area before and after his performance."

How cute.  Having dated musicians before, I know how fun it is at first to attend shows, hang out backstage, get free drinks and all.  But it does get old after awhile.  Rest assured that she won't be doing this forever!

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Jennifer Aniston To Write Tell-All?

The Daily Star (UK) claims that Jennifer Aniston is writing a tell-all that could "ruin Angelina and Brad."

The former Friends star is penning a book that will lift the lid on her marriage break-up and it promises to be full of fire and brimstone.

In fact, remember that pre-Oscars party they were all supposed to be at together?  Allegedly she "agreed to meet them there" so they could discuss the Brangelina chapter of her book.   

I'm not putting too much stock in this - it's at least the third time Jen's been rumored to be writing an autobiography, and I'm betting once again that this, too, will be proven false.   

And although the tabloids would have Aniston go to her grave still pining over Brad Pitt and whispering his name with her dying breath, I do hope they're wrong.  I mean, could she really still be so very, very  bitter over their breakup?   She seems a little loopy, but not stupid or crazy.  Don't you think she'd have got herself some therapy by now?

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