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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson: NOT Fini!

Lindsay Lohan has taken to her MySpace blog again, this time to furiously deny swirling rumors that she and Samantha Ronson have split up.  Addressing the media, she posts:

"Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!"

"Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE."

Um, sorry Linds, but you were the one brawling with your girlfriend in your hotel hallway over the New Year.  I love these two as a couple and all, but if they're going to try and stay together they really need some therapy!

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Calum Best Takes Credit For LiLo's Lesbian Leanings

Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend Calum Best needs to work on his self-confidence.  He's convinced that he's the reason Lilo is now dating women.

“I think I turned her,” he said.  But it's all good, he tells the Mirror. 

“I think good on her. I think she’s really cool, I got nothing bad to say about her and hope for the best for her...So, if she likes girls, she likes girls. I’m happy for her.”

He then goes on to accuse her of occasionally asking for all the media attention she garners, but isn't that exactly what he's doing by claiming he turned her gay?  My goodness, it's not exactly something to brag about! Then again, maybe he's trolling for a thank-you gift from Samantha Ronson?

You can check out the entire video of Calum's interview here. 

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Michael Lohan & Erin Muller: Engaged!

Lindsay Lohan's Daddy Dearest Michael Lohan has announced his engagement to his girlfriend Erin Muller.  She is 33 years old, 15 years his junior; Lindsay's new stepmom is closer to her age than she is to her own husband-to-be. The couple said:

"We're thrilled to announce our engagement. We can't wait to start our life together as a married couple... We haven't set a date yet, but we hope it will be a family affair."

A family affair - what does that even MEAN?  Is he hoping to patch things up with Lindsay before the wedding?  Is Samantha Ronson not invited?  Is he inviting his ex-wife Dina?... OK, maybe it's not THAT much of a family affair.  Althought that would make for a great train wreck of an episode of her reality show. 

I think I'm congratulating the couple.  At least, I'm congratulating Michael for finding someone who can put up with him and his self-aggrandizing ways.  That had to have taken some effort!

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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson: Engaged?

Rumors of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's engagement are seem even stronger today after LiLo was spotted wearing a heart-shaped diamond ring on her left ring finger last night.

This latest development confirms Sam's comments at a party earlier this week. 

'By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson,' she reportedly told the crowd.

Awww, so cute!  What are they waiting for?  Do it!

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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Are So Cute

Lindsay Lohan hung out with her girl Samantha Ronson this weekend on the set of Linds' new movie Labor Pains.   They look really happy together, don't they?  I think - THINK - I'm convinced that they have just decided to go with this relationship and not make some big public proclamation about it.

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Lindsay Lohan's Birthday Is Up For Sale

TMZ reports that a new website is soliciting sponsorships for Lindsay Lohan's 22nd birthday party. 

The site claims that "75 VIP guests" will attend the "internationally media worthy event."  It promises that sponsors will receive a number of benefits including

• Inclusion in gift bags
• Signage around the venue
• Images of Lindsay and VIP guests with the product

Evidently all comers are welcome, except for alcohol sponsors.  Which doesn't mean there won't be any alcohol at the event, or in Lindsay, though! 

Personally I think Good Vibrations and Olivia Cruises should sponsor her birthday party.  It could totally be, as Lil' Bush says, "A lesbian freak fest!"  After all, Dina Lohan is capitalizing on Lindsay's experimentation new relationship with Samantha Ronson, so why shouldn't Lindsay herself??

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LiLo Falls Off The Wagon

Anyone who is surprised by this, raise your hand!  Anyone?  Anyone??  Didn't think so! 

Lindsay Lohan is back to her drunky-drunk ways.  She accompanied her "friend" DJ Samantha Ronson to a gig at the Times Square Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday night... and unlike this past New Year's Eve, apparently this time she didn't call her sponsor when she felt like she needed a drink.

"[Lindsay] was seen sitting in the second level VIP section....drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails as she danced alongside some girlfriends."

Speaking of Samantha Ronson, it appears that things are getting serious between her and LiLo.  Team Sugar reports that they have "practically moved in" together, with Sam spending every night at Lindsay's place.    They better enjoy their time together while they have it, because I sense another stint in rehab for Lindsay coming on....

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Ex-Lohan Bodyguard Claims Lindsay Ripped Him Off

Let this be a lesson to all those aspiring bodyguard/heavies out there.  Get your contract in writing or, at least, secure some sort of deposit up front. 

According to People, David Kim is suing Lindsay Lohan for $55,000 he should have received while working as her bodyguard from Oct. 13, 2006 to March 10, 2007.  The suit alleges that Kim is also due reimbursement for gratuities he paid to venue staff while accompanying her to various parties and "industry events."  Lindsay also, allegedly, caused $1500 in damages to Kim's car.  He claims he was hired via various "oral and text messages" and was never paid the $4,000 per week he was promised.  Unfortunately for Kim, one of Lindsay's reps claims they've "never even heard of that person."

Ok, all jokes about Lindsay's "oral" contracts aside, what kind of professional secures employment by "texting" his boss.  Is this guy 14?  What did he expect?  Did he not know that his charge was an out-of-control neurotic with a drug/alcohol problem?  By the way, how drunk was Lindsay when he allowed her to drive his car?  Kim appears to be a guy who was so excited he actually got a job, that he was willing to let slide the 5 MONTHS he wasn't paid until now.  That doesn't sound professional.  It sounds stupid.

Having worked as an independent contractor in the security/investigation business, I understand not getting a paycheck every two weeks like normal people.  However, there would have come a point - about a month and a half in - that I would have demanded my pay.  After that, you walk off the job.  That's just how it works.  But maybe I'm just out of the "Hollywood" loop.  Maybe Kim would've had better luck using a folded up note with a crayon colored heart for a contract.  Perhaps his Etch-A-Sketch was on the fritz, who knows?  One things for sure, he hasn't worked with many coked-out celebrities or he would've gotten some sort of compensation up front.

Yeah, if I ever work in that industry again I'll make sure to bring along a couple of tin cans attached by a string for better communication.  I'd hate for my potential employer to get my LMAO confused with my ROFL.

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Lindsay Lohan To Play One of Charlie (Manson's) Angels

Just about a month ago, Lindsay Lohan told Paper Magazine she

"want[ed] to find a great script, a great role....Now I know what it's like to be an out-of-work actor, and how much it scares me."

Looks like LiLo better get her agent's check in the mail, because voila!  Girl's got a movie!  She's going to be playing Nancy Pitman, aka Brenda, in the upcoming film Manson Girls. 

Brenda joined Charles Manson's cult when she was 16 and became one of his most devoted followers.  She was home with Manson the night that other members of "The Family" killed Sharon Tate and four other people.  While she did not directly participate in that infamous murder, she is believed to have helped Manson remove evidence afterwards; she served 18 months in prison as for accessory (after the fact).  She must have been attracted to cults in general because she later joined the Aryan Brotherhood.

Manson Girls is being made by producer Brad Wyman and (if IMDB is to be believed) writer Matthew Bright.  While Wyman's Hollywood pedigree is pretty solid (he produced Monster, which won Charlize Theron an Oscar), Bright's is full of slashers and violent sci-fi/fantasy films.   

I guess LiLo's fear of being an out of work actor was greater than her desire for a "great" script...

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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape: Rumors Not True

Although Lindsay Lohan was reportedly "freaking out" because she "couldn't remember" being filmed giving ex-boyfriend Calum Best a treat, the origins of the XXX tape appear to have been discovered, and LiLo's not in the credits.   Although we've heard nothing directly from Lindsay, Calum has debunked the rumors.

A spokesman for Best tells U.K. newspaper The Sun: "it is definitely not Calum"

Which I believe, because the only way he could have taken video from that angle while getting serviced is if he's secretly Plasticman, or a gorilla.

But it's only a matter of time before a Lindsay sex tape surfaces.  You know it's out there with its smutty, nasty self, hiding from polite society, waiting to be released by some opportunist that she randomly banged some night when she was drunk.  I don't know about you, but personally, I'm scared.

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