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Does Miley Cyrus Have A New Man?

Miley Cyrus has been spending a lot of time with a new guy, and he seems to be in pretty good with her family already!

Justin Gaston is a 20 year old model, appearing in ads for Kenneth Cole and Guess, and in Taylor Swift's video "Love Story."  He's also an aspiring country singer - he appeared on (and was eliminated in week three from) the reality show Nashville Star, hosted by - surprise, surprise - Miley's dad Billy Ray Cyrus. 

He attended church with Miley and her family this weekend, and hung out at one of her shows as well.

His rep says Justin was simply "visiting L.A. for the week," and made a point to mention that his client has "had a 'crush' on Taylor Swift for quite a while."

Another love triangle for Miley Cyrus?  How juicy!  Is this perhaps her way of telling Nick Jonas where he can shove it?  I can't imagine Billy Ray is dumb enough to let his little girl hang out with a 20 year old, but then again, I didn't think he'd let her be photographed topless either...

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Miley Cyrus' Romance: Life Imitating Art?

Teen queen Miley Cyrus has reportedly hooked up with her on-screen love interest, Lucas Till.  The 17-year old plays her boyfriend in the upcoming Hannah Montana movie. 

Apparently she personally chose Till as her co-star... and things have progressed from there.

"The moment Miley saw Lucas' photo, she knew he was perfect to play her on-screen love," said a set insider.

"Once they began shooting, she totally fell for him. It was as if she decided she wanted him and she would have him - like Lucas had no choice in the matter."

This same source says that the pair "have love scenes in the movie, and they are not shy about showing their affection on the set."

"She is always cuddling up to him and kissing him on the cheek. I've even caught them sneaking behind the trailers in full-on make-out sessions!" revealed the insider.

LOVE SCENES?  They mean, like, kissing scenes, right?  Cause I had no idea Disney was remaking The Blue Lagoon! 

But I digress. 

This is pretty normal teenage behavior, actually.  Who among us didn't sneak around to smooch our high school sweethearts?   Just be smart, Miley - and don't give your dad any reasons to get the shotgun out!

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Miley Cyrus' New Song - '7 Things'

Miley Cyrus' new track, '7 Things,' has been released.  This is the first single off her upcoming album.  In the song she talks about the things she hates about her ex-boyfriend.  Ahhh, teenage angst.  So much easier to deal with than people bashing you for taking topless pictures.  Oh yeah, she also says the things she likes too, so it's balanced and keeps Disney happy. 

Curious about the lyrics?  Here they are.

7 Things

I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the previous
Relationship we shared

It was awesome but we lost it
It's not possible for me, not to care
And now we're standing in the rain
But nothing's ever gonna change until you hear, my dear

The 7 things I hate about you
The 7 things I hate about you, oh you
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your friends, they're jerks
When you act like them, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

It's awkward and it's silent
As I wait for you to say
What I need to hear now
Your sincere apology
When you mean it, I'll believe it
If you text it, I'll delete it
Let's be clear
Oh I'm not coming back
You're taking 7 steps here

The 7 things I hate about you
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your friends, they're jerks
When you act like them, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like

The 7 things I like about you
Your hair, your eyes, your old Levi's
When we kiss I'm hypnotized
You make me laugh, you make me cry
But I guess that's both I'll have to buy
Your hands in mine
When we're intertwined, everything's alright
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I like most that you do
You make me love you
You do

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Quote Of The Day: Michael Roberts On Miley Cyrus Photos

Michael Roberts, Fashion and Style Director for Vanity Fair, corrects the New York Times' statement that Miley Cyrus appears in the magazine "wrapped in what appeared to be a bedsheet."

Roberts explains:

"It's a duchess satin stole, Champagne, specially made."

Because that MATTERS.

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Miley Is The New Britney?

Apparently Britney is losing her cache with the paparazzi.  Mollygood reports:

“Over the weekend, there were less than a half dozen [photographers] covering Britney,” according to BuzzFoto founder Brad Elterman. “Yet there were 30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus.” Elterman says the reason is because these Britney regulars want something “new and fresh.”

First of all, duh.  Of course Britney is less popular with these leeches.  She was the paparazzi's bread and butter, and now that dad Jamie has her on lockdown, you hardly even see her out anymore.  Which I approve of 100%.

Second, how many different ways can I say "ewwww"?   "New and fresh"???  Even though lately she hasn't exactly been dressing like it, Miley is 15, y'all.   FIFTEEN!  The pedophilia factor aside, it seems to me that celebrity gossip hounds are just waiting for Miley to start publicly falling apart, and each paparazzo is just waiting to catch it on film/pixels so he (aren't most of them guys?) can be the one to make the big bucks.  Just look at the buzz over her naughty pictures (which were stupid, but still).

And while I won't fault anyone for making money in any legal fashion, I still think it's sad.

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Miley, Please....

I really don't know why I am obsessed with Miley Cyrus.  (I realize this is my second post about her in a week. This is my favorite picture of her by the way.  Is having a favorite picture of her a sign of obsession?  Just wait till I blog about Johnny Depp!)   I think it might be because she's the watched pot that I partly hope doesn't ever boil, but I'm pretty sure that given enough time it probably will and make a mess all over the stove.  Really, as a child star, the odds just aren't in her favor.

But is it really possible, as a child star who shows up on red carpets wearing revealing clothes and short skirts, that she doesn't get why single men without kids would show up at her concerts?    Ever heard of the Olsen Twins, Miley?  Hayden Panettiere, maybe?  Creeps got the jitters just waiting for those girls to turn 18 so they could lust after them publicly without being labeled perverts.   

Then again, none of them had Billy Ray Cyrus for a dad.  If any of them got too close to his babygirl he'd probably run 'em out in the woods, hunt 'em down, field dress 'em, string 'em up on a spit and roast 'em for dinner.  Yeeeeeehaw!

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Miley Cyrus Drinks Ketchup??

I thought slave2celeb, my partner in crime, liked ketchup.  He eats it on nearly everything that is or contains meat - including Hamburger Helper (what can I say, some nights I need a little helping hand with dinner).  He likes it so much that he got a 7 pound vat of it for Christmas this year - and has already used it all up. BUT.  For all his love of ketchup, I've never EVER seen him drink it.  Much less straight out the bottle. 

In fact, Miley Cyrus is the ONLY person I've ever seen drink ketchup.  She was on Jay Leno this week with her dad Billy Ray, yes, sucking it right out of the squeeze bottle.  She claims it's a liquid!  We agree with MamaPop, this is not normal!  Goofy and adolescent, yes but then again we're also supposed to believe that posting panties pictures of yourself on myspace is also just another one of those crazy things teenagers do.     Kids these days, right?