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George Clooney & Paris Hilton... Seriously??!!

I can barely type this without retching, but here we go.  Life & Style Weekly reports that George Clooney and Paris Hilton were seen out together two nights in a row... which suggests, to them, that the pair might be dating.

George and Paris had dinner right before Christmas at Dana Tan's in Hollywood with a group that included

director Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel and Brittany Flickinger, the winner of Paris' BFF reality show.

Random, but not necessarily incriminating.  However, the night before

George, 47, and Paris, 27, had a far more intimate meeting at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

George, honestly.   Plenty of women in and out of Hollywood would be happy to spend time with you.  I guess an unknown model-slash-cocktail waitress wasn't slummy enough?  Hopefully this is just a midlife crisis that passes before he catches anything incurable.

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Does Jennifer Aniston Have A New Man?

Jennifer Aniston seems to be recovering well from her break up with John Mayer.  She was spotted on a Mexican beach with an unidentified guy.  The Sun UK reports:

Wearing a skimpy pink bikini, Jen seems very comfortable in his company as they chat with pals over lunch.

Will he be The One?  What do you think - will this new guy break Jen's heart too? 

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New Couple Alert: Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez?

Nick Jonas recently spoke to Rolling Stone about how close he and Miley Cyrus once were, but there's a lot of speculation about just how close he is to Disney star Selena Gomez.

A People magazine source says that Nick, 15, and Selena, 16, have been "dating for months."

Evidence suggests that the pair are close. Gomez, who appears in the Jonas Brothers' video "Burnin Up," has been photographed skateboarding wearing an Elvis Costello T-shirt, an item which Jonas told PEOPLE was one of his favorite things. And, Gomez was seen dancing with all three of the Jonas Brothers at the Disney Channel Games in Orlando, Fla., in March.

His rep denies it; hers did not return calls.   What's the real story?  Whatever it is, there's only so far this budding romance can go if both teens remain true to their vows of chastity until marriage.

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Kelly Osbourne Is Dating A Model

Kelly Osbourne has been out and about with a new man.  She and model Luke Worrall have been seeing each other for about a month now.  He looks like exactly the kind of emo heroin-chic guy you would expect to see her with.  (She, on the other hand, looks nothing like herself whatsoever.  She's lost a lot of weight, it appears, but this haircut is not flattering on her either.) 

Kels seems serious about this guy. 

"Would I marry him? Yes...But I'm still really young... so we'll have to wait and see."

Worrall was named #13 on Models.com's list of Top 50 Male Models. 

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Now We Know Why Michael Buble And Emily Blunt Broke Up

Michael Buble and Emily Blunt announced their breakup last week.  His rep said:

"Sadly, after three years, they have parted ways. They are both extraordinary people with huge talent. Let's wish them well."

What his rep forgot to say was that we would be wishing Buble well in his new relationship with Heather Fogarty.  Pictures of the two in Vancouver have surfaced online, and there's no mistaking they are together.  I mean, unless they are "not together" the way Rihanna and Chris Brown are "not together." 

Fogarty is a "Boston native that sings and plays keyboards for indie group “On The Surface,” an LA-based band with a solid Myspace following."

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