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Paul McCartney Writes 'Astonishing' Song For Heather Mills

Paul McCartney showed amazing restraint during his divorce from Heather Mills.  While she was acting like a syphilitic Tasmanian devil on crank, he was quietly agreeing to give her millions and millions of dollars, plus money to take care of their daughter.  Now nearly five months later, he's releasing a song memorializing their relationship and marriage. 

The song "My Soul" is a collaboration with Asian-influenced electronic music guru Nitin Sawhney.  The track will appear on Sawhney's new album London Undersound in October.  The Daily Mail breaks down the lyrics and their meaning here:

A friend of Paul's shared:

"What the song shows is that rather than feeling embittered towards Heather, Paul just feels sorry for her. He feels sorry that she was never able to tell him the full truth about her past life. He feels that their romance happened so fast and so publicly that a lot never really got said."

Yeah... I guess there really isn't a good time to tell your incredibly famous, well-loved by the public, filthy stinking rich new boyfriend that you were a porn star in your past life, huh?    But look:  Paul may be a pretty cheesy solo songwriter (RIP John), but this sure is a classier way to deal with your feelings than dumping water on folks.   

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Heather Mills Gets $48.5M From Paul McCartney

The Mills-McCartney divorce has finally been settled, and guess who's walking away with a cool $48.5M (£24.3M)?

As if that's not enough, Paul also has to pay her nearly $70K (£35,000) per year alimony.  He's also agreed to pay all of daughter Beatrice's nanny and school costs. 

Absolutely batty Heather says that this settlement "was an incredible result to secure mine and my daughter’s future." 

Incredible is right.  Does it really take that much to secure the future of any child?  As for Heather, it truly is incredible that a formerly homeless pornographic model whose first husband was a dishwasher salesman even became Lady McCartney in the first place.   

Paul has always been my least-favorite Beatle, but no one deserves what she's put him through.  Bitch is crazy, plain and simple (click here for proof!).   He's so much better off without her.

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