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Sienna Miller's Home Vandalized!

Sienna Miller's house in London has been vandalized by someone who evidently doesn't like her recent relationship choices.

The spray-painted word "SLUT" appears on an exterior wall, accompanied by what The Sun is calling "an unsettling circular symbol - which looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan."  I call it a poorly-sliced pizza.  Or perhaps it's a clumsily-drawn hobo symbol - it does look a bit like the one for "good place for a handout."  Which suits, no?  Click here to see if you can find it!

The Sun further states:

The...graffiti materialised despite the apparent presence of security lights and a burglar alarm system on the outside of the building.

Since when can a burglar alarm detect spray paint?  And I know this is awful, but it isn't like Sienna hasn't done plenty to deserve being called names.  What other word is there for a woman who gallivants around topless with another man's wife?

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Billy Crudup Still Upsets His Ex Mary-Louise Parker

Billy Crudup and Mary-Louise Parker have been split up since 2003.  You might recall that he left her, knocked up with his child, for Claire Danes of all people.  (That's definitely a downgrade as far as I'm concerned, but this story isn't about that.)  If E! Online's spies are to be believed, Parker may still have some unresolved feelings.  When he showed up at a CBS party with his date

Parker was visibly upset in the back corner of a cabana, as she talked with co-star Justin Kirk. She ultimately wobbled out of the party with her hair mostly hiding her face and her hands on a companion's shoulders to steady her.

Um, that sounds more drunk than upset to me, or maybe Parker was sampling a bit of her Weeds character's product? 

But who was Crudup with that upset Parker so much?  None other than Elizabeth Reaser.  If you are currently wondering who the heck Elizabeth Reaser is, you're in good company - namely me.  She's Crazy Eva from Grey's Anatomy!  I watch that show religiously and I didn't know Eva's real life name; I can't say that I've ever paid that much attention to the credits.   

Reaser is starring in CBS' new show The Ex List this fall.  I guess that probably means we won't see her anymore on Grey's.  Not that the season finale left much hope of that, but until she went bonkers, I liked her a lot.  Not crazy, she's certainly better for Alex Karev than Izzie Stevens or that little nurse.   Whoops, now I'm on a Grey's tangent... can you tell I'm in withdrawal? 

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Sienna Miller: Homewrecker?

Rumors are a-flying that Sienna Miller has already moved on after breaking up with Rhys Ifans.   News Of The World (I know, I know) says that she is dating a married man.   Balthazar Getty is an actor, musician and heir to an immense oil fortune.  He's also married with four kids.   NOTW's sources say:

"Sienna got to know Balthazar through Matthew [Rhys - Getty's co-star and Sienna's ex boyfriend] and they hit it off. In the past three months they have grown incredibly close. Getty even secretly flew to London and Prague to be with Sienna to get to know her even better. And she's spent this week in a Hollywood house with him.
 
"Even though Balthazar loves his wife and children he cannot stay away from her. But Rosetta found out about them and has now fled to Italy. She can't believe her husband could do this to her. The whole family now know and everybody is devastated."

Evidently Sienna and Balthazar have been at it for some time.  Another source says:

The pair reportedly enjoyed dinner together in Los Angeles while Sienna was filming 'GI Joe' in March, but their romance only got serious when Sienna dumped Rhys earlier this month.

A source revealed to Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Sienna has known Balthazar for a while and they've spent more time together over the last four months. "They became closer after spending time dining with friends at the Chateau Marmont in March and April. "When Sienna realised she had feelings for Balthazar, she ended her relationship with Rhys over the phone. She wanted to do the right thing before things really happened between her and Balthazar.

So if this story is to be believed, Sienna has some ethics, but what about Balthazar?  And poor Rhys Ifans!  He always looked so depressed, even though you'd think being engaged to Sienna Miller would cheer a man up!  I'm afraid being dumped for someone several years younger and a whole lot better looking isn't going to help much.

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