Online Gossip Rag Falsely Reports Arrest of Disney Princess, Vanessa Hudgens
Who knew, right? Our crack research team here at Celebmonkey.com recently made the mistake of referencing a bogus story about Vanessa Hudgens getting busted for underage drinking. The source, usually reliable, claims it got its information from another website. That's why they call it gossip, I suppose. But we made the mistake of not dotting our i's crossing our t's and now we'd like to apologize to Miss Hudgens for perpetuating the minor-in-possession myth.
Gossip is what it is, but when it becomes outright lying we've successfully thrown our hats in with the same tabloid pabulum littering the aisles of the corner Quickie Mart - and you don't want to see our corner Quickie Mart. My fiance, gossipmonkey, won't even shop there and it's only 200 feet away from our home. Behold, my digression. The fact is that if we have to lie to come up with good CELEBRITY material, whether it be the straight story or satire, it's time for this cowboy to take off his spurs, hang up the buttless chaps, and break mercilessly break the typing fingers. I'm done, that's it. But with the help of factcheck monkey - he knows nearly 12 words in sign language now - we'll continue to present celebrity news with a tiny shred of dignity. Don't worry, though, we won't let that cloud our judgment.
In conclusion, we'll do our best to minimize errors by keeping that lazy-ass factcheck monkey working around the clock, but we do stand behind our thoughts on Disney. They continue to exploit kids and market their high school age appropriate programming to grade schoolers. That's not hard to see. But we'll lay off Vanessa Hudgen's until she can at least produce a decent porn credit or get knocked up by one of her "High School Musical 7 - The 20th Reunion" co-stars.
